she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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