Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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