Me. At least after what I've been through.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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