she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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