omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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