i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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