I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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