People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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