I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Of course I have a pirate flag
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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