At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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