This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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