Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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