Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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