Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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