Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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