we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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