Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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