what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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