Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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