I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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