I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I wish i was in the wii world.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
