Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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