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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize