Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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