You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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