maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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