You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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