its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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