Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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