At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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