I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize