it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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