If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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