what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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