I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
