Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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