Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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