I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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