She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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