I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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