When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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