they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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