i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Farmville is her only friend.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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