Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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