Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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