We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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