I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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