I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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