So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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