If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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