I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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