DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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