she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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