i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm at about main and main street
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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