We're like a lot better than the average bears
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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