I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
