she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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