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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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