He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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