i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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