the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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