Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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